East Center Street

stat on the frat

2008-04-02T12:03:00.000-07:00

We miss Nicole horribly, however she is on to bigger and better things in life. Congratulations! We miss and love you!

On a lighter note, Wyatt needs to leave his keys for "Stenna"

And Jenna needs to stop doing this to the dish cleaner thing.

And this woman needs to stop walking by our house..

And Stacie finally got a job!

And Kelsey is getting very thin thanks to our "Anorexic April".

Happy belated Bday Greg.

2008-03-12T09:26:00.001-07:00

As you all guessed, his Bday was great. Nothing like KJazz popping out of a cello box on your front door step to celebrate.

S here. I see London I see France, I see someone's bogus underpants.

2008-03-12T09:16:00.000-07:00

For confidential & confidence purposes, we will leave the domain owner of these underwears unprovided. Thanks, Wash hut.

Kesley runs for the Cure...

2008-03-06T08:40:00.000-08:00

And text-messaged everyone while doing it.

How about a real update?

2008-02-07T21:28:00.000-08:00

Stacie here. Since I have been receiving multiple requests of more updates on East Center Street's blog and even more complaints about how dull it currently is, (no offense Nikky), I decided to crack the code and sign in to our residing home's blogspot web page.

For all of you who don't know who I am, I am not offended. I live in the Harry Potter room- thus leaving my roommates no other choice but to call me Harry (in a really horrible english accent mind you, somehow making the situation worse). I am looking into purchasing an owl just to be funny, I hate Harry Potter though, so probably not.

At any rate, I just wanted to let everyone know I sit up in this room and "study" only because it's cold outside and I think I have a fissure. I am currently sitting up here stealing the Harlan's internet connection while Nikky sits in her room listening to Bone Thugs with her boyfriend, Court & Wyatt stink up the place with fast food, and Jenna straddles a cello while playing the G scale.

I'd tell you what my last roommate Kelsey was doing, but its Thursday night, so I'm sure you guys already know.

Anyways, don't be let down by my unimportant blog post. I just wanted to let you all know I have access to the password, so expect more posts, pictures, and probably videos.

Oh yeah, and if anybody wants us to pay for your internet, cable, heat, or water, just move to Provo. We seem to pick up the bill for most of the people around here.

Thanks & God Bless.

PS- Jill got hair extensions, I wish she'd move in.

Suspend the Wolf Trend

2008-02-07T13:59:00.000-08:00

back to esquela

2008-01-16T19:55:00.000-08:00

Getcha Freak on Jenna

2008-01-16T19:41:00.000-08:00

Clearly Jenna was ecstatic about the success of her bump and grind dance party.
......We send out an honorable mention to our surprise party guest...the one and the fabulous LEVI SHUMWAY.

Who is she kidding?

2008-01-13T16:11:00.000-08:00

"Dear Mum, I met my Eternal Companion today! She is a sister missionary here in Kirtland. Her name is Chelsea Norton. Doesnt she just sound like an angel? I think she is one! I saw her in the celestial room and had a revelation that she is the one for me. Start planning our wedding, I only have a year and a half left. Make sure you wash my Porche once a week so she stays nice and shiny for me. Love your son, Elder Smith"

The poor missionaries of Kirtland Ohio. I just dont think its fair that they have to look at this pretty Sister everyday. Torture. And her little sidekick....drop your jaw, let your eyes become wide and cue the shock. Where did they find her? AMAZING RIGHT?! We love you Che Nor.

The Twoest Newest

2008-01-04T11:21:00.000-08:00

There are two new little girls in the neighborhood. And East Center street is lucky enough to call them their own. Introducing Courtney Bledsoe and Stacie White.

COURTNEY BLEDSOE comes to us from San Clemente. Thats in Orange County whether she likes it or not. She resembles Marissa Cooper in her body shape, smile and flirting techniques. She is looking for a hard core, wife beater wearing bro from Chino. Know any? Call 555-courtsloveline.

Courtney works at the Flower Basket in Provo, where specializes in Flower Design. She hopes to one day open a boutique of her own. She aspires to be a Lawyer and a interior designer.

Courtneys favorite food group.....PINKBERRY.

Favorite destination..New York City. Fitting.
We love our new Courtney.

STACIE WHITE, Center Streets Zoney numero dos, arrived today from her small town Gilbert. She lived in Provo once before, but when things didnt work out between her and Tanner Capua, she decided to hit the road and head back home, leaving her best friend Jenna, in our loving care. When Stacie saw how well we took care of her dear Jenna, and when her boyfriend got his mission call, she decided it was time to try out the Provo thing one more time. Welcome Stace!

Stacie has many talents. Including crowd surfing..

And photography.

These pretty women are a perfect addition to our Center Street "lifestyle". RIP Shelby.

Dear Emung..i wore it. love Coco

2008-01-04T11:14:00.000-08:00

Best Banana purchase of '07.

You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry....

2007-12-14T12:24:00.000-08:00

You better not pout im tellin you why.....Stacie White is coming to town.
Here is a sneak preview of our upcoming and talented new star of a room mate. She's not the one in the black frames, not really on the verge of suicide and not really a lesbian. Provo Utah, I give you Stacie White.

Sianara 1998

2007-12-14T11:33:00.000-08:00

Sometimes we have to give things up. We've all been through it before. Sucking our thumbs, biting our nails, training wheels, double pierced ears, kids meals when over twelve, santa clause etc. Today kelsey was tough and gave something up too. Her toe ring.

If i could teach the world, to be a thugsta just like me....

2007-12-14T11:22:00.000-08:00

Jeremy and Skyler Rousell of Gilbert Arizona came to spend a weekend with us....events went as follows..

Love Advise from the Love Docta

2007-12-13T18:08:00.000-08:00

"Phat" head phones dont make boys think you are cool, dope, pretty, funny or a thug. and...people in the cougar library think you are crazy. thanks for always having faith jenna bell.

Promised.

2007-12-13T17:59:00.000-08:00

Did Stacey find what she was looking for?

She sure did! Chris Sargent! They are officially promised to one another! ENGAGED!
Congrats Stace Face!

Newly Zubified.

2007-12-13T17:48:00.000-08:00

Starting January, 2008, our little Jenna will be a real life cougar, romping around the main campus five days a week. Her desire for the success of the organized sports (football, vollyball, basketball) teams will be rising. I dont know how i feel about this Jenna. I thought we agreed to rebel?

Poll.

2007-12-13T17:37:00.000-08:00

This is our first official Blogging Poll.
What is Forey getting Jenny for christmas?
A. Betsey Johnson Merch B. Flowers C. Tickets to The Nutcracker D. Nothing
Cast your vote below where it says "comments".
Thank you.

The Scent Of....SUCCESS.

2007-12-13T17:21:00.000-08:00

Sometimes people wonder why other girls are "so lucky" or "so pretty" or "all the boys love them"....well, i think we found the key! Our house is potent with the smell of this candle..
Volcano By Blue Capri. Found at Anthropologie or Soel Boutique.
Just a suggestion, try it on for size.

Its Finals Bi..

2007-12-13T17:11:00.000-08:00

As this photo was snapped....jenna was secretly talking on her blackberry pearl, courtney was mimicking britney spears's latest video, kels was contemplating the mystery of her new dark hair and nicole.....was getting yelled at by Mr. Andrus aka Jackie Chan. We are all very anxious for finals week to vanish.

When I Grow Up...

2007-11-27T22:10:00.000-08:00

Jenna: I haven't declared a major yet BUT every job I want to do you have to be really talented at. For example.. art teacher, above i have posted my latest drawing, a self portrait. This is not a portrait of an 8 year old boy,but in face a portrait of the 20 year old women i am. next option, orchestra teacher (you wouldn't know why this is such a bad idea unless you've heard me play), or a spanish teacher (I don't even know how to speak Spanish). But like they say, those who cant do, teach.

Kelsey: I have no idea.

Nicole: How old exactly do you have to be to be considered a "Grown Up", i guess when people replace the question "what do you want to be when you grow up" with "so, what do you do?" thats when i'll be a grown up. Being the small, young. innocent child that i am, my goals for my adulthood are as follows: A professional Mother (my major is MFHD, an acronym for Marriage Family Home Development) there is no doubt that after graduation i will be a professional mother.

Kylie:

Fall Overview

2007-11-22T20:47:00.000-08:00

Fall 2007 at center street, has been simply sensational. Our gas bill over three hundred dollars, (welcome to classicalism), and our recently discovered obsession with walks and bike rides in the crisp fall air, have unavoidably created an irresistable vibe. People are flocking from the east coast to the west to visit our abode. And i dare say that anyone that ever sprung from the small town of Gilbert Arizona has camped under our 112 year old roof. Some nights we have over ten guests scattered through out the house. On the love sack, the couch, the floor of the parlor and one morning we even found Stacie White in the coat closet fast asleep with a picture of Humphry Bogart gript in her hand, coughing from the moth balls clogging her throat. Luckily Forest didnt get banned from the whole hospital, just the food court. Stacie was revived and made it home before breakfast. This fall has been one of accomplishments and goal setting. Kelsey deleted her myspace and is working on being promoted to manager at Pizza Factory. After kissing the head manager, we are sure her promotion is just around the corner. Jenna took this fall to take the biggest step of her life, something that will change her life forever, she has fallin in love with grapenuts and peaches. She begins her day with them, and ends her day with them. They have transformed her from a BYU Salt Laker to a MAIN CAMPUS COUGAR! Congrats to our little Yenna. Watch out, she already owns all airspace from the No-Shhhhh Zone to the 4th floor of the library. Kylie got a new job at a doctors office. We think that is why her and York have decided to take another step in their relationship. He just can resist those green scrubs. Nicole has had weekly cooking lessons with members of the opposite gender. So far her and her "teachers" have baked things such as banana cookies, chocolate chip cookies, tomoto soup and grilled cheese sandwitches...and many other various concoctions of love. We are grateful at this thanksgiving time for all our accomplishments thus far at Center Street 425 and we are looking forward to the first snowfall to ring in the Winter of fantastic '07. Come on Jack, bring us our frost bites.

Feliz Cumplianos Mi Amigo Trent

2007-11-21T20:38:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Trentabulous. Love you this much.

Happy Birthday Tyler Cardon

2007-11-20T20:34:00.000-08:00

November 21, one year older, one year wiser and one year closer to finding his perfect earth muffin. we love you samwell.

Art Update

2007-11-20T20:28:00.001-08:00

this is jennas latest piece. she has titled it "Speak Up You Idiot". we havent yet received an explanation why.

Tribute To Our Chelsea

2007-11-20T19:51:00.001-08:00

chelsea is a resident of this center street house in spirit and will be in flesh when she returns from her mission in glory. she is serving in the kirtland ohio mission. she is the best sister missionary to ever breathe the sweet ohioan air. ya ya, i know, shes a total babe. guys, only one more year!

Go Home Gringos

2007-11-20T19:41:00.000-08:00

we spent last summer in guatemala. we worked really hard in orphanages and traveled the country a little. no showers for a whole 2 months. we bathed in a lake called atitlan. we lived on eggs, slept on floors, received lice from our adorable orphans and came home with all kinds of little parasites. guatemala es bueno e louis es guapo.

our tour guide of monterico.

eddy. fabulous eddy.

All Hallows

2007-11-20T11:58:00.001-08:00

forest nymphs...? whats a forest nymph?

jenna, as dead adam morales, and her friend thats a boy named forest who looks an insane amount like our beloved andy warhol. pop art end edie sedgwick forever.
here are three of the center streeters, and a bunch of people that really wish they were center streeters. also pictured: some monkeys, dead members of team thunder, audreys, bikers, wigs.....and kylie

Residents

2007-11-20T10:51:00.000-08:00

miss kylie mcclellan, soon to be the wife of mr york skillings, native of orem utah, weighing in at 125, lives in the highest altitude of the house. being forced to walk up 29 stairs just to get to her bedroom awards her with the healthy bod and a whopping amount of more excersize than the other three of us put together. her best friend, standing at 1 inch tall and 12 inches long, goes by the name of carl. he has the tendency to shed his skin at every season change and enjoys wrapping his 12 inch body around your neck whenever the opportunity presents itself.

nicole carman, our dark haired mistress, enjoys her oversized window peering out onto her favorite street in town. when the sun breaks through her curtains each morning, she rolls over with a smile on her face, and her eyes wide, ready for the next euphoric day in mid fall. nicole is a women of confidence, class and sophistication. she is sometimes reffered to as "domestic goddess", "forest nymph", or "skittles".
jenna "yenna" patterson is our fair skinned, red haired beauty. put a paint brush in her hand and a guatemalan baby in the other and she will build herself, and you, a fantasy land. jenna collects teacups from foreign lands, she has traveled the world but one destination remains to be her favorite, the black sanded beaches of montericco. she has the gift of tongues. and we are confident the next biblical book will be named after her. the book of jenna.

kelsey jensen comes to us all the way from the red rocks of st george utah. towering at the height of 5'-9",

she has been given the responsibility to fetch the tomato soup from the highest shelf in the kitchen. she is a wonder to us all. her body functions normally on as little as 2 hours of sleep. this night owl always finds the "college life" into the early hours of the morning. still, no bags appear under her eyes and she continues to deserve the "kelsbabe" nickname she has earned.

Mi Casa Su Casa

2007-11-20T10:42:00.000-08:00

this is our house. this is where we eat. sleep. play. become beautiful. laugh. and love. this is where kelsey kisses, jenna hangs out with forest, kylie hangs out with york and nicole flirts with the love interest of the week. we carved pumpkins because....tis the season. kylie (22) and kelsey (20) just celebrated their birthdays here on Center Street, being the first two birthdays ever celebrated at this address.....except all the creepy people that have lived here since it was built in 1895....woooooo, that is creepy.