Tuesday, November 27, 2007

When I Grow Up...


Jenna: I haven't declared a major yet BUT every job I want to do you have to be really talented at. For example.. art teacher, above i have posted my latest drawing, a self portrait. This is not a portrait of an 8 year old boy,but in face a portrait of the 20 year old women i am. next option, orchestra teacher (you wouldn't know why this is such a bad idea unless you've heard me play), or a spanish teacher (I don't even know how to speak Spanish). But like they say, those who cant do, teach.


Kelsey: I have no idea.

Nicole: How old exactly do you have to be to be considered a "Grown Up", i guess when people replace the question "what do you want to be when you grow up" with "so, what do you do?" thats when i'll be a grown up. Being the small, young. innocent child that i am, my goals for my adulthood are as follows: A professional Mother (my major is MFHD, an acronym for Marriage Family Home Development) there is no doubt that after graduation i will be a professional mother.

Kylie:

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Fall Overview

Fall 2007 at center street, has been simply sensational. Our gas bill over three hundred dollars, (welcome to classicalism), and our recently discovered obsession with walks and bike rides in the crisp fall air, have unavoidably created an irresistable vibe. People are flocking from the east coast to the west to visit our abode. And i dare say that anyone that ever sprung from the small town of Gilbert Arizona has camped under our 112 year old roof. Some nights we have over ten guests scattered through out the house. On the love sack, the couch, the floor of the parlor and one morning we even found Stacie White in the coat closet fast asleep with a picture of Humphry Bogart gript in her hand, coughing from the moth balls clogging her throat. Luckily Forest didnt get banned from the whole hospital, just the food court. Stacie was revived and made it home before breakfast. This fall has been one of accomplishments and goal setting. Kelsey deleted her myspace and is working on being promoted to manager at Pizza Factory. After kissing the head manager, we are sure her promotion is just around the corner. Jenna took this fall to take the biggest step of her life, something that will change her life forever, she has fallin in love with grapenuts and peaches. She begins her day with them, and ends her day with them. They have transformed her from a BYU Salt Laker to a MAIN CAMPUS COUGAR! Congrats to our little Yenna. Watch out, she already owns all airspace from the No-Shhhhh Zone to the 4th floor of the library. Kylie got a new job at a doctors office. We think that is why her and York have decided to take another step in their relationship. He just can resist those green scrubs. Nicole has had weekly cooking lessons with members of the opposite gender. So far her and her "teachers" have baked things such as banana cookies, chocolate chip cookies, tomoto soup and grilled cheese sandwitches...and many other various concoctions of love. We are grateful at this thanksgiving time for all our accomplishments thus far at Center Street 425 and we are looking forward to the first snowfall to ring in the Winter of fantastic '07. Come on Jack, bring us our frost bites.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Feliz Cumplianos Mi Amigo Trent

Happy Birthday Trentabulous. Love you this much.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Happy Birthday Tyler Cardon



November 21, one year older, one year wiser and one year closer to finding his perfect earth muffin. we love you samwell.

Art Update

this is jennas latest piece. she has titled it "Speak Up You Idiot". we havent yet received an explanation why.

Tribute To Our Chelsea


chelsea is a resident of this center street house in spirit and will be in flesh when she returns from her mission in glory.  she is serving in the kirtland ohio mission.  she is the best sister missionary to ever breathe the sweet ohioan air.  ya ya, i know, shes a total babe. guys, only one more year!

Go Home Gringos

we spent last summer in guatemala.  we worked really hard in orphanages and traveled the country a little.  no showers for a whole 2 months.  we bathed in a lake called atitlan. we lived on eggs, slept on floors, received lice from our adorable orphans and came home with all kinds of little parasites.  guatemala es bueno e louis es guapo.  




our tour guide of monterico.

eddy. fabulous eddy.




All Hallows

forest nymphs...?  whats a forest nymph?

jenna, as dead adam morales, and her friend thats a boy named forest who looks an insane amount like our beloved andy warhol.  pop art end edie sedgwick forever.
here are three of the center streeters, and a bunch of people that really wish they were center streeters.  also pictured: some monkeys, dead members of team thunder, audreys, bikers, wigs.....and kylie

Residents


miss kylie mcclellan, soon to be the wife of mr york skillings, native of orem utah, weighing in at 125, lives in the highest altitude of the house.  being forced to walk up 29 stairs just to get to her bedroom awards her with the healthy bod and a whopping amount of more excersize than the other three of us put together.  her best friend, standing at 1 inch tall and 12 inches long, goes by the name of carl.  he has the tendency to shed his skin at every season change and enjoys wrapping his 12 inch body around your neck whenever the opportunity presents itself.


nicole carman, our dark haired mistress, enjoys her oversized window peering out onto her favorite street in town.  when the sun breaks through her curtains each morning, she rolls over with a smile on her face, and her eyes wide, ready for the next euphoric day in mid fall. nicole is a women of confidence, class and sophistication. she is sometimes reffered  to as "domestic goddess", "forest nymph", or "skittles".  
jenna "yenna" patterson is our fair skinned, red haired beauty.  put a paint brush in her hand and a guatemalan baby in the other and she will build herself, and you, a fantasy land.  jenna collects teacups from foreign lands,  she has traveled the world but one destination remains to be her favorite, the black sanded beaches of montericco.  she has the gift of tongues.  and we are confident the next biblical book will be named after her.  the book of jenna.









kelsey jensen comes to us all the way from the red rocks of st george utah.  towering at the height of 5'-9", 


she has been given the responsibility to fetch the tomato soup from the highest shelf in the kitchen. she is a wonder to us all.  her body functions normally on as little as 2 hours of sleep.  this night owl always finds the "college life" into the early hours of the morning.  still, no bags appear under her eyes and she continues to deserve the "kelsbabe" nickname she has earned. 

Mi Casa Su Casa

this is our house. this is where we eat. sleep. play. become beautiful. laugh. and love.  this is where kelsey kisses, jenna hangs out with forest, kylie hangs out with york and nicole flirts with the love interest of the week. we carved pumpkins because....tis the season.  kylie (22) and kelsey (20)  just celebrated their birthdays here on Center Street, being the first two birthdays ever celebrated at this address.....except all the creepy people that have lived here since it was built in 1895....woooooo, that is creepy.