stat on the frat

We miss Nicole horribly, however she is on to bigger and better things in life. Congratulations! We miss and love you!

On a lighter note, Wyatt needs to leave his keys for "Stenna"



And Jenna needs to stop doing this to the dish cleaner thing.


And this woman needs to stop walking by our house..



And Stacie finally got a job!


And Kelsey is getting very thin thanks to our "Anorexic April".

Happy belated Bday Greg.

As you all guessed, his Bday was great. Nothing like KJazz popping out of a cello box on your front door step to celebrate.

S here. I see London I see France, I see someone's bogus underpants.

For confidential & confidence purposes, we will leave the domain owner of these underwears unprovided. Thanks, Wash hut.

Kesley runs for the Cure...

And text-messaged everyone while doing it.

How about a real update?

Stacie here. Since I have been receiving multiple requests of more updates on East Center Street's blog and even more complaints about how dull it currently is, (no offense Nikky), I decided to crack the code and sign in to our residing home's blogspot web page.

For all of you who don't know who I am, I am not offended. I live in the Harry Potter room- thus leaving my roommates no other choice but to call me Harry (in a really horrible english accent mind you, somehow making the situation worse). I am looking into purchasing an owl just to be funny, I hate Harry Potter though, so probably not.

At any rate, I just wanted to let everyone know I sit up in this room and "study" only because it's cold outside and I think I have a fissure. I am currently sitting up here stealing the Harlan's internet connection while Nikky sits in her room listening to Bone Thugs with her boyfriend, Court & Wyatt stink up the place with fast food, and Jenna straddles a cello while playing the G scale.

I'd tell you what my last roommate Kelsey was doing, but its Thursday night, so I'm sure you guys already know.

Anyways, don't be let down by my unimportant blog post. I just wanted to let you all know I have access to the password, so expect more posts, pictures, and probably videos.

Oh yeah, and if anybody wants us to pay for your internet, cable, heat, or water, just move to Provo. We seem to pick up the bill for most of the people around here.


Thanks & God Bless.


PS- Jill got hair extensions, I wish she'd move in.

Suspend the Wolf Trend

back to esquela

Getcha Freak on Jenna

Clearly Jenna was ecstatic about the success of her bump and grind dance party.
......We send out an honorable mention to our surprise party guest...the one and the fabulous LEVI SHUMWAY.

Who is she kidding?

"Dear Mum, I met my Eternal Companion today! She is a sister missionary here in Kirtland. Her name is Chelsea Norton. Doesnt she just sound like an angel? I think she is one! I saw her in the celestial room and had a revelation that she is the one for me. Start planning our wedding, I only have a year and a half left. Make sure you wash my Porche once a week so she stays nice and shiny for me. Love your son, Elder Smith"



The poor missionaries of Kirtland Ohio. I just dont think its fair that they have to look at this pretty Sister everyday. Torture. And her little sidekick....drop your jaw, let your eyes become wide and cue the shock. Where did they find her? AMAZING RIGHT?! We love you Che Nor.

The Twoest Newest

There are two new little girls in the neighborhood. And East Center street is lucky enough to call them their own. Introducing Courtney Bledsoe and Stacie White.


COURTNEY BLEDSOE comes to us from San Clemente. Thats in Orange County whether she likes it or not. She resembles Marissa Cooper in her body shape, smile and flirting techniques. She is looking for a hard core, wife beater wearing bro from Chino. Know any? Call 555-courtsloveline.



Courtney works at the Flower Basket in Provo, where specializes in Flower Design. She hopes to one day open a boutique of her own. She aspires to be a Lawyer and a interior designer.



Courtneys favorite food group.....PINKBERRY.



Favorite destination..New York City. Fitting.
We love our new Courtney.


STACIE WHITE, Center Streets Zoney numero dos, arrived today from her small town Gilbert. She lived in Provo once before, but when things didnt work out between her and Tanner Capua, she decided to hit the road and head back home, leaving her best friend Jenna, in our loving care. When Stacie saw how well we took care of her dear Jenna, and when her boyfriend got his mission call, she decided it was time to try out the Provo thing one more time. Welcome Stace!



Stacie has many talents. Including crowd surfing..


And photography.



These pretty women are a perfect addition to our Center Street "lifestyle". RIP Shelby.

Dear Emung..i wore it. love Coco

Best Banana purchase of '07.