Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Residents


miss kylie mcclellan, soon to be the wife of mr york skillings, native of orem utah, weighing in at 125, lives in the highest altitude of the house.  being forced to walk up 29 stairs just to get to her bedroom awards her with the healthy bod and a whopping amount of more excersize than the other three of us put together.  her best friend, standing at 1 inch tall and 12 inches long, goes by the name of carl.  he has the tendency to shed his skin at every season change and enjoys wrapping his 12 inch body around your neck whenever the opportunity presents itself.


nicole carman, our dark haired mistress, enjoys her oversized window peering out onto her favorite street in town.  when the sun breaks through her curtains each morning, she rolls over with a smile on her face, and her eyes wide, ready for the next euphoric day in mid fall. nicole is a women of confidence, class and sophistication. she is sometimes reffered  to as "domestic goddess", "forest nymph", or "skittles".  
jenna "yenna" patterson is our fair skinned, red haired beauty.  put a paint brush in her hand and a guatemalan baby in the other and she will build herself, and you, a fantasy land.  jenna collects teacups from foreign lands,  she has traveled the world but one destination remains to be her favorite, the black sanded beaches of montericco.  she has the gift of tongues.  and we are confident the next biblical book will be named after her.  the book of jenna.









kelsey jensen comes to us all the way from the red rocks of st george utah.  towering at the height of 5'-9", 


she has been given the responsibility to fetch the tomato soup from the highest shelf in the kitchen. she is a wonder to us all.  her body functions normally on as little as 2 hours of sleep.  this night owl always finds the "college life" into the early hours of the morning.  still, no bags appear under her eyes and she continues to deserve the "kelsbabe" nickname she has earned. 

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